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Inflatable holiday yard decorations that only look good at night. When seen during the day while deflated, they look like someone did a drive-by shooting on your lawn, leaving them strewn across your yard like a Christmas massacre.
While jogging through our suburban paradise, I thought I might have entered a crime seen because all of our neighbors' yards were filled with Blow-up Day Disasters. Dirty, deflated, tacky bags of garbage on everyone's lawn.
Every day of 2020 is a Shut the fuck up day
hey, its a shut the fuck up day, so can you please shut the fuck up?
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On may 10th, everyone is legally allowed to severely injure and bully any and all VTubers.
Person 1: bro its may 10th, we can beat up vtubers today! its beat up a VTuber day!
Person 2: holy shit dude lets go there is one living nearby
Person 1: ok bring your bat!
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When u shut the fuck up abt national days that ur sorry ass makes when u have no friends, and u post it on ur story telling ur cool
“National grab ass day”
“Shut the hell up fag bag no one gives a flying fuck abt u”
“Ya bro ever heard of shut up with national days”
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April 27th- National Check-Up Day.
Check-Up Day is when you make sure to double check on a friend, bestfriend, neice, cousin, sibling, parent, teacher exct; Whether they have a smile on their face or not. A smile doesn't show everything in a person nor how they are feeling. Just make sure their okay and if they are not, Cheer them up!! Brighten a day of soemones up. I think this National Day should be spread around the world so many in depression or tough things going on in their life can be checked up on and some or hopefully all of their problems can be solved and they can vent out to you (if okay with you).
Friend one: Hey what's up? What's wrong, Why are you crying?
Friend two: nothing..
Friend one: Come on it's alright you can tell me and i'm here to check up on you. It's National Check-Up Day so I really want to check-up on you and make sure you're okay!!
Friend two: *vents to them*
Friend one: See:), It will all be okay, as I said, It's National Check-Up Day. Never be scared to talk to me, I'll always be here for you or anyone i'll always make sure that their okay and you. I'm always here to cheer you up.
On june 14 you have to beat up a cheater, no matter what, they cant fight back
Person: its beat up a cheater day!
Person 2: Yay i can beat up my gf for cheating on me
Person: oh... Yeah about that
Person 2: wait-
Pick your girlfriend up and carrie her around
Pick a girl up day is when you carry a girl around