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A type of syndrome which involves feeling very lonely and being unable to relate to other human beings on a deeper level (any level actually.) If you are diagnosed with this tragic syndrome, you may feel as if love does not exist.
Everyone: “Gerald loved Eva”
Person with syndrome: “He did not!! There is no such thing as love!
...: “Kmt. Leave her she has Virginia syndrome
Has some of the America's worst traffic jams.
He got stuck in the traffic in Northern Virginia for hours and hours.
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When you are lying on a hammock receiving a succulent BJ and discover that your wife of 10 years is actually your fraternal twin.
I knew I was in a Virginia hammock when my wife started talking about her parents and they were also my parents.
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When you notice a dingle berry while bending you're girl over, and, you pick it off and shove it in her lip like tobacco.
My girlfriend wanted to have sex after she took a dump, so I gave her a Virginia Beechnut.
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We're not Virginia.
I don't know why I'm still in West Virginia. I'm 28 years old.
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Names the 4th best place to live in the country, also in the richest county (fairfax county) in the country, you can imagine how rich people are. The cops fucking suck and spend their time pulling over madison kids because they have nothing else to do. Madison is the town's school, vienna inn the the best restaurant ever (especially for a hangover), wendys is the spot to be if nothing is going on, dont drive on 123 past 11:30, town curfew for minors is 12 its fucking gay, 5 minutes from the new and improved tysons corner (what a bitch) biggest mall on the east coast, all i can say is more fucking traffic, SUPERNOVA biatches
-"why was i pulled over officer"
-"how old are you?"
-"17"
-"you're out passed curfew, call your parents"
that is vienna, virginia cops for you
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A region in the north of Virginia consisting of Fairfax, Arlington, Loudon, Prince William, Alexandria, and Falls Church. It is a largely suburban area. It is home to an unusually high proportion of immigrants and minorities, particularly Asians. Because most Northern Virginians either moved to the area recently or are descended from people who did, the region's culture is not primarily Southern as the rest of Virginia is, and it tends to vote liberal more than the rest of the state. Its economy is heavily influenced by its proximity to Washington D.C., and many residents work in the government or technology. These industries have made Northern Virginia is very affluent, and as of 2009, 4 of the top 10 highest-income counties in the U.S. are in Northern Virginia. Lower education in Northern Virginia is some of the best in the country.
Some immature Northern Virginians condescend to Southern Virginians and whine about their tax dollars going to the south. Some immature Southern Virginians complain about how arrogant, bratty, and stupid they like to imagine Northern Virginians are. Most people in both regions are normal, perfectly nice people who know better than to define themselves by the patch of geography they happen to live on.
Alice: Hi, I'm from Northern Virginia.
Bob: Hi, I'm from Southern Virginia.
Alice: Uh oh... you're not an illiterate, racist redneck, are you?
Bob: Um, no. You're not a shallow, soulless trust-fund brat, are you?
Alice: Not really. Hey, do you want to go make fun of Californians instead?
Bob: Yeah, I can't stand those guys!
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