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Valentine

The best friend you can have: creative, kind and always there for others. very curious, does not concentrate very well but always full of humor !!

My best friend Valentine!

by Valivalo1 April 27, 2020

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentins

Raging phethead, smelting every virgin nearby. Constant mamba attacks. good meme.

Valentins, giz a line of ket

by MightyPigeon August 21, 2017

4๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentine

The act of Passing out drunk right before having sex with your girlfriend/wife

After puking up a storm, I laid down waiting for my girl to put the condom on me and I Valentined out.

by matressReker September 7, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Non- Valentine Valentine

When you wish someone could be your Valentine, but they are Valentines with someone else. You are their non-Valentine Valentine's because even though you really Iike them, you are a boss ass biatch and you refuse to be someone's Valentine who already as another Valentine. Hence: non- Valentine Valentine.

You're going on a Valentine's dinner date with your ex? I can't be your Valentine! I'm your non- Valentine Valentine.

by rogueshine February 1, 2015

3๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Valentine

A big-dick nigga that doesn't give two shits. Don't fuck with him or he'll rape you.

"Bro, that nigga Valentine'd his teacher cus she gave him a bad grade."

by SmokeANigga March 1, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


Funny Valentine

Funny Valentine is the 23rd President of the United States and the antagonist of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Steel Ball Run. Known for his charisma of a true politician and his ideals to the point you can think of him as the true hero of the part. Uses the iconic stand named after the AC/DC hit song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap (aka D4C or Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price if you would like the censored version). D4C has the ability of Dimensional Traveling when Funny is between two objects letting Funny use infinity versions of himself to finish his acts and as a last resort option when a version of him takes fatal damage. D4C offensive ability consists of taking two of the same people/objects from different dimensions, let them make contact and this results in disintegration of the people/objects. Funny Valentine/D4C also gain another ability at the end of the part known as Love Trains which creates a pocket dimension around Funny so Funny cannot take any type of damage and bad luck literally will go away from him to another person at will/random.

1.
X: Funny Valentine is the best villain

2.
X: "Would make America Great in the first place if it wasn't for a crippled man."
Y: "Yeah, he did nothing wrong man"

by Sospicion July 24, 2019


Cat Valentine

the hottest most beautiful girl that went to Hollywood Arts. Known for her red hair, amazing voice, dumb thoughts, and her acting. She now lives with Samantha Puckett babysitting kids.

Tori:hey Cat!
Cat Valentine:What's that suppose to mean

by Nicholas Cors December 4, 2013

161๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž