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Vampire

A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.

Isabella swan in love with a Vampire named Edward cullen

by red Queen 145 May 31, 2018

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Vampire

A species is a monster that sucks blood from humans or animals they can Sparkle but most the time they burn up in the sunlight when they suck blood from only animals and not humans they are referred to as vegetarian but most believe that is an inaccurate description Stephenie Meyer's made a fantastic romantic story about vampires most people dislike this.

Isabella swan in love with a Vampire named Edward cullen

by red Queen 145 May 31, 2018

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Vampire

Powerful nonhuman that can compel you and drink your blood.

They can NOT sparkle in the sun, they burn. Don't trespass one because they will drink your blood and kill you. You can not run from them because they will chase you. They can be good or bad, drink animal or human blood with there fangs, sometimes you will meet a vampire without knowing.

They do exist, the only way to kill them is too burn in the sun or stick a stake into their hearts.

I'm a expert researcher, i have been tracking these down for 21 years. I've met some too. Don't cross them or me.

The vampires will kill you

by Don't.cross.me January 5, 2015

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Vampire

An ugly bitch who has no friends and is pale and socially awkward

-Twilight ; hey i want to be a vampire = Carobella perhaps?
-Hey whos that vampire following us around?

-You're as socially awkward as a vampire !

by FB-GM October 23, 2010

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Vampire

A goth person who wants to hook up with someone who isn't a goth.

The intended "prey" of the vampire may either be a one night stand or a committed significant other.

"Sara's new boyfriend isn't goth at all; she's a total vampire."

"Jesse's acting like a vampire tonight because he's hitting on that preppy chick."

by Maxim45 August 7, 2009

5πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Vampire

A person who sucks the souls of their victims/partners with no intentions of loving them. Usually a man but sometimes a woman. A person who has not had one exclusive partner for an extensive amount of time.

That guy is a vampire. He doesn’t get in relationships. He will probably never get married.

by Sheila V December 3, 2018

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Vampiring

To perform cunnilingus while the receiver is on their period, like how a vampire sucks blood. This act, if performed right, can be a very erotic experience and can even get rid of stress and menstrual pain!!

Fred: Yo! Where in da hell were you last night??
Jack: Oh, I was just vampiring Sarah, that`s all.
Fred: Damn yo! Dafuq is wrong with you!?
Jack: Nothing`s wrong with me, it was actually quite pleasurable, and I made her cum too!
Fred: You is damn kinky!!
Jack: And "you is" a damn retard! And besides, she really needed it!

by JustAnotherSickFuckOnUrbanDic May 3, 2021

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