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A woman's vagina. Could also be a asshole.
Her flesh vault accepted my cock after I put some ky jelly on.
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An area of the brain a male may access when he needs to decrease arousal in order prolong sexual intercourse. The opposing section of the brain to the Wank Bank
Her: Don't stop, don't stop!!
Him: Hang on, I'll just access some pictures of my naked mother from the halt vault."
The main protagonist of Fallout you have to save your vault by finding a water chip
The vault dweller was kicked out his vault for succeeding in getting the water chip
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A sport that I do only because all the girls who do pole vault are super crazy oober hot.
I had hot kinky pole vaulter sex with her on the mats today.
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A woman saving an image to get off to later. The equivalent to a "spank bank," for a man.
I'm going to save the sex scene from "The Notebook," in my vagina vault.
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A movement in the art of Parkour used to clear obstacles at speed. This involves running at a high speed towards an obstacle and placing one hand on the object, swinging the legs clear and continuing running. This vault is highly effective and can easily be adapted to other vaults such as turn vaults and certain underbar variations.
"Dude! That speed vault was so fluid!"
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A physical action in anime when a character falls over out of sheer exasperation. Usually after another character says something really stupid. Used for comic purposes.
Really funny when done in real life.
Character 1: This guy's a decendant of the famous Dr. Faust who made a pact with the devil. He's dangerous!
Character 2: So... that's why he's wearing a white jacket! Because he's a doctor!
*Character 1 face vaults*
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