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a delicious beverage made with icecream, identical except in name to a milkshake.
Waiter: Can I get you anything to drink?
Thirsty Customer: Yes, I would like a vertical load with sprinkles please.
Waiter: vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry?
Thirsty Customer: Chocolate
Waiter: ok, I will be right back with your vertical load
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what most midgets or short people are.
I am vertically challenged.
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Someone who thinks they will grow, but probably won't
Or a Non offensive term for a midget
Jane was walking by a bunch of midgets skateboarding and said
Wow those vertically challenged guys are Awesome!
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Vertical gymnastics is the obscure way to describe pole dancing without sounding like a complete ho/stripper. Popular with professionals and prudes, it allows vertical gymnasts a way to describe their "sport" without being judged (ho/stripper) and is approved as a safe for work term.
Vertical gymnastics is a popular emerging sport all around the world.
"Sorry I can't come out tonight, I have my vertical gymnastics class"
"I really need to build my upper body strength for my vertical gymnastics classes"
"Vertical gymnastics is really helping me with my self confidence"
The resulting foam from a sweaty ass, and not wiping properly.
Dude I gotta go re-wipe, I got a vertical lather building.
When someone is very tall, very skinny, and has a nice body.
Person 1: “Hey have you seen Karl today?” Person 2:“No I have not, who is Karl?”
Person 1: “He is a vertically thick guy from Denmark that plays soccer”.
A person who assists or manually stimulates the clitorous in a motion that is similar to scratching a record vertically.
Biffy just gave Jennifer a Vertical DJ and made her squirt.