Warped Vinyl

a band started by Ben Phelps and Greg Matteson of Locust Grove,VA.

Warped Vinyl is the best band since Pink Floyd.

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vinyl collector

an excuse for millennials or gen z people to think that they are quirky by spending their life savings on a piece of plastic just to play it on the cheapest suitcase player known to man

"hey man i'm a vinyl collector"
"ok idgaf"

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cocaine vinyl

Cocaine vinyl is not only an Instagram page with aesthetic quotes and pictures. It’s a feeling, a feeling you can’t describe, but a feeling that suddenly pops up. Cocaine vinyl is a feeling when you think of a special person and you Get sort of a lump in your stomach that you can’t explain. When you look at Instagram posts about love, pain etc. you will most lonely experience cocaine vinyl

Last night when i was scrolling through Instagram, and i SAW this post and cocaine vinyl hit me in the stomach like a wrecking ball!

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I Have It On Vinyl

A phrase famously used by hipsters to show their musical elitism, even though less than 5% of them actually have a record player.

Normal guy: Dude, Dark Side of the Moon is an AMAZING album.

Hipster: I have it on vinyl.

Normal guy: Do you even have a record player?

Hipster: ...No. But you know. It's got soul.

Normal guy: Whatever.

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Vinylic Puma Gaming

The holy lord, the one true god who’s word is fact. His ability to be inclusive and trendy makes him the best youtuber on the planet. No - not best youtuber. The best human being to date. Vinylic Puma gaming is the perfect human, and every time he uploads a video a parade is held in the streets and people rejoice as their salvation has come.

So I must come together and say, keep waiting for another #pumacounts

The holy lord vinylic puma gaming is perfection.

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Orange Vinyl

n. noisemaker.

You're better off dead or deaf.

Audience Member: Oh Em Geeeeee! My ears! Aahhhhh! *Attempts to puncture eardrum with piece of wheat grass in a hurry*
Deaf Person: *Signing to companion* Look at that guy trying to make himself go deaf, I told you they were as bad as they look *Smashes bottle of vinegar into eye sockets*
Blind Person: *Smelling around waving stick around in disbelief* Vinegar? I told you we shouldn't have come to this Orange Vinyle concert!

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oo vinyl siding

what a drunk/high person says when hanging out of a 2nd floor window

After Emma gets drunk at parties she likes to hang out of windows and say 'oo vinyl siding'

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