Meat Violin

my dick

suck my meat violin

Second Violinity

When you touch a violin for the first time, and you don't enjoy it. Then, for all legal and official purposes, you did not ever touch the violin

WOAH THERE! DID YOU JUST TOUCH THAT VIOLIN?

Don't worry, I have second violinity

Understandable, have a nice day

2nd Violin

The 2nd violins either want to kill themselves or are extremely happy all the time. 1st chair second violin is most likely the one getting attacked the most and has depression. Seconds are hated and rarely get to melody. The seconds get attacked almost as much as the violas.

2nd Violins vs 1st Violins:🐟vs🐠

Blue Violin

Another name for a well groomed, sophisticated lady's front bottom.

"Care to pluck my blue violin?"

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wrist violins

to "play" them is to practice Phlebotomy, or to cut oneself

I saw some girl playing the wrist violins in the back of Hot Topic.

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first violin

generally a violinist who has a enormous ego. they look down upon all the sections and are generally more privileged. we are better than you *hairflip*

Person 1: “look it’s the first violin with the big ass ego
Person 2: “ew”

arm violin

an emo persons instrument of choice

Guy 1: Did you see the cuts on that guys wrist
Guy 2: yeah looks like hes been practicing the arm violin

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