Pit Vipers

Shades that give u swag (unless you’re an annoying ass just hopping on the trend). Commonly worn by trump supporters and country folks.

-This girl let me hit just because I had pitties on
-I wear my pit vipers to sleep cuz I’m just that rad

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sneezing viper

When a girl sneezes while giving a blowjob. Usually biting down on her partner's dick.

"My girlfriend did a sneezing viper last night."

Viper's Kiss

When you take a shot of alcohol into your mouth and give somebody a kiss, sharing it.

Man, David's really feeling it today. He's had 8 shots and gave a chick a viper's kiss.

dodge viper

car produced by dodge starting in 1990, started with a 400hp V-10, later was given a 450hp V-10, and now has a 505 cubic inch 500hp 20 valve pushrod V-10 in the form of the 2004 viper SRT-10, vipers are fast as hell and are a force to be reckoned with...

That Dodge Viper just blew the doors off of my vtec honda civic hatchback, I am going to kill myself

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viper

viper a useless fat no it all never wrong wank stain cant ride a minimoto for shit fat cunt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

viper no it all tosser fat fucker

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Hyper Viper

An alcoholic drink when someone drinks a King Cobra half way down the label, then pours an entire can of JOOSE energy drink alcohol. Its a recipe for a raging good time, and originated at Ohio University on Palmer St.

I am going to drink a hyper viper tonight, because I want to get fucked up and rage!

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pit viper

A creature, well known for sudden unprovoked violent outbursts accompanied with death glares and flying spit, that your ex-girlfriend turned into shortly after starting a cycle of mild steroids during the peak of her OCD CrossFit lifestyle.

The last words I spoke before the pit viper emerged were, "I really like Boston Market."

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