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Vitamin refers to getting your healthy of dosage of Dick aka vitamin D(7inches). An important nutrient to sustain a happy female.
"Hey girl you aren't looking good. Have you been getting enough vitamin D7?"
"My body needs some vitamin D7."
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Yuengling lager. The oldest brewery in the USA.
"Dude, I haven't gotten my daily supply of vitamin y"
"Ill trade you vitamin 420 for vitamin y"
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the most awesome drink ever created
hey im going to the store
pick me up a vitamin water!!!
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What A guy who's name starts with a C calls his cum.
Chad : Hey Kiersten how about I stop by you apartment after work and I fill you up with some Vitamin C!
Kiersten : No thanks Jake is coming by for some Tickle Time!
Chad: : But my balls are full of cum and my dicks hard!
Kiersten : Well looks like your jacking off tonight!
Chad : Yeah Right I'm going to Jim's he likes my Vitamin C in his ass!
Kiersten : GAY!!!
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The greatest beverage to mankind as we know it. It is as if God himself gave J. Darius Bikof the power to combine vitamins and water, and graced us with this delicious yet all so healthy drink.
Person 1: Im going to the store you want anything
*Person 2 runs to person 1 and hands him 10 dollars*
Person 2: As much Vitamin Water as this can buy!!!
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Referring to cock, in the sense it’s something a girl needs
Guy 1: Look at her! You know what that bitch needs?
Guy 2: Yeah, she needs some of my Vitamin C tonight
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Don't take 3...
1: Man I had like 3 gummy vitamins
2: That goes against the bottles recommended amount!
1: My intellect is as vast as space...