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A villain whose primary goal is to kill children, but still for some reason or another fails to succeed.
"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" -a Voldemort
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The act of two individuals pooping into each others' buttholes in ass-to-ass combat.
A large bearded man in the bathroom challenged me to anal combat via Voldemorting.
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The act of whispering Harry Potter in a girls ear in order to strike fear into their pussy.
Man I was fucking this chick last night while voldemorting, I gave her a lighting scar right on the pussy.
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Before ejaculation during oral sex, whisper in a low and monotoan voice to your partner and then while climaxing cast evil spells on her while jerking your genitals too and frow as if you had a wand in your hand.
I got the nickname of Voldemort when I tried to cast dick spells on the unfortunate creature Shelby
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One of the most notorious villans in the history of villans. Mostly known in the wizarding world as You-Know-Who or He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named. killed for the better part of 11 years untill a tiney boy of no older than one year of age reflected the Avada Kadavra curse back upon him thus rendering him with no body just a piece of a soul. returning to power from the blood of the boy previously mentioned as well as the bone of his illegitmate muggle father Tom Riddle and the hand of a loyal servent. known to cause chose just about enywhere for no other reason than he can. pretty much he is the biggest bully of them all and the only way to stop him is to unnecessarily kill various people such as Tonk, Lupin, Fred, and Hedwig. Oh and i'm sure when he regenerated his body his penis didnt come with it so all the havoc is just a compensation.
"that You-Know-Who voldemort is a scary guy!"
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V: When a girl wipes semen off of her face and onto an article of clothing leaving the impression of her face on the article.
Friend 1: Hey man whatever happened to your M*A*S*H* Apron?
Friend 2: Oh, i busted a nut on your moms face and then she totally voldemorted it. Naturally, i had it framed for my private collection.
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a reeely scary girl hu looks like samara from the ring and speaks to fast and breaths funny and stares att ppl in maths lessons
mina: aggrrrr my scar ....voldemorts staring at me!
*dussy gets into fits of hysterical laughter and cant controll herself and nearly gets kicked out of maths*~
MINA AND DAISY: OOOOOH OUR SCARS! DONT KILL US VOLDEMORT!
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