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Brittany drives a Volkswagen Jetta
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An unusually named, Audi A8 based, high-class luxury Volkswagen. Came with a choice of outrageously powerful engines, a super strong frame, great handling, and first-rate engineering and materials. Comfort was beyond superb. The Phaeton never sold well, because when rich snobs buy their $70,000 sedans, they want a name to go with it. The Phaeton was a great car, but was too similar to its Audi cousin and therefore was outsold. It will be returning for 2016, thankfully.
"Hey, is that a Volkswagen Phaeton you have?"
"Yeah. I got it for $15,000, and it's got more power than half the cars on the market today. Boy do I love undesirable gems like this!"
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If you drive a Volkswagen rabbit 1.6 diesel preferably mk1 you have a big cock and you an probably the most badass person to ever walk the earth
Damn look at that 1984 Volkswagen rabbit damn and it is a diesel he mush have a fat cock.
Dudes with big dicks who’s name is chase drives these cars.
Woah look at that dude with a big dick driving that Volkswagen Jetta, I bet you his name is chase.
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A beautiful, simple, and iconic little car that was first produced in 1938, and was an icon in the counterculture era of the late 1960’s. Originally named the Type-1 but later caught on as the Bug, Beetle, and the “Käfer” due to the unique curvy shape like a beetle. They were produced in North America from 1949 to 1979, and was produced in Brazil until 1986, and Mexico until 2018, which was the last location that these cars were produced in. It was designed by Ferdinand Porsche in the mid-1930’s, and the design was an idea of Nazi Germany leader Adolf Hitler. Although controversial, this idea spawned a half century-long love and use of these cars and also the brand as a whole. Marketed as fun, cute, and reliable, these cars spread like wildfire due to great marketing and a unique teardrop design. They went through a ton of changes before being completely re-designed in 1998.
Person 1: Hey man! I got this classic VW bug today!
Person 2: Awesome! The Volkswagen Beetle was a counterculture icon. A beautiful, simple, and iconic little car that was first produced in 1938, and was an icon in the counterculture era of the late 1960’s. Originally named the Type-1 but later caught on as the Bug, Beetle, and the “Käfer” due to the unique curvy shape like a beetle. They were produced in North America from 1949 to 1979, and was produced in Brazil until 1986, and Mexico until 2018, which was the last location that these cars were produced in. It was designed by Ferdinand Porsche in the mid-1930’s, and the design was an idea of Nazi Germany leader Adolf Hitler. Although controversial, this idea spawned a half century-long love and use of these cars and also the brand as a whole. Marketed as fun, cute, and reliable, these cars spread like wildfire due to great marketing and a unique teardrop design. They went through a ton of changes before being completely re-designed in 1998.
The act of yelling, "SLUG BUG," just before anally fisting someone.
I'm still walking funny from the Dirty Volkswagen my boyfriend have me last night.
A small, cute vagina with safety standards that are second to none. Holds its value, gets excellent mileage, and when taken care of will always give you a good ride.
Man! I was with this girl, and she had that Volkswagen pussy! That is wife material right there!
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