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Lower the volume

A polite way of saying "shut the fuck up"

Roommate #1: *Speaking loudly to friend on the phone*
Roommate #2: "Hey dude lower the volume, I'm trying to study for my midterms."

by Red_Shaft July 24, 2017

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Volume Balancing

Usually taking place at night time when one's whole family is asleep, it is the art of watching something on TV, and turning the volume up and down so as not to disturb others, while keeping the volume enjoyable for yourself.

Ben: The explosion scene is coming up! Let me turn down the volume so I don't wake up my mom...

Max: Dude, nice volume balancing!

by MKU February 23, 2012

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The volume in this bus is astronomical

This speaks volumes Or is relatable.

Tweet: โ€œI really use โ€œ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚โ€ too much for someone whoโ€™s โ€œ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜โ€ all the time.โ€

Me: The volume in this bus is astronomical

by Katiekillaaa June 18, 2020

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wub up the volume

Said By Wubbox from my singing monsters. If you dont know what that is then you are stupid.

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by RWEUCJHXKDJ December 24, 2022


Domestic Volume Index

A person's domestic volume index is a measurement ( 1 - 3) of lifestyle value one individual takes in a common living environment either workplace or domestic.

Examples of people who have a high domestic volume are middle aged women, artists, hyper active people, annoying people, gay dudes, drag queens and Oprah.

The scale measures as 1 = one average person's domestic volume, 2 = the volume of 2 average people and 3 = the volume of three people.

The only two people to have measured 4 on the index in recorded history are King Henri the VIII and Paris Hilton

FRANK: OMG Johnny, have you met Matt's new GF? she's got a domestic volume index of 2.8

DENNIS: Ah dude, he's in for a bumpy ride.

by TimThomas June 12, 2009


Conservation Of Argumental Volume

The person who speaks least in an argument, wins.

Johannes spoke four words. Jenny spoke twenty. By Conservation Of Argumental Volume, Johannes won.

by Wuadada November 29, 2009


Dim Sum Volume

The volume and loudness level of the surrounding environment in a public setting such as a restaurant. Usually result in irritation after a prolonged attempt to engage in any conversation over a very loud environment.

At the Dim Sum restaurant, it is so crowded and loud in there one cannot hear what their own table is trying to say when engaged in a conversation.

"What did you say? I can't hear you, it's like DIM SUM Volume up in this place"

"it's too quiet here, feels like everyone is eavesdropping into our conversation, let's go somewhere with Dim Sum volume"

by Car Sun- April 21, 2009

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