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A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.
Job seeker
"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"
Job centre staff
"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"
14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)
A motorist who drives in the fast lane at the same speed as the drivers in the slow lanes, forcing all traffic to slow to what the obstructing driver considers to be a safe speed.
I got pinned down by the Volunteer Highway Patrol for about 10 miles before I could get around him.
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The refreshing unexpected splash back of toilet water into your ballon knot when your spincter doesn't close fast enough. Usually caused by an extremely dense turd shot out at high velocity.
Rick loved the cool refreshness from the volunteer turd bodea he recieved after taking his dump after slamming beers and eating peanuts the night before.
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Also known as the Big Orange the Tennessee Volunteers are one of the top 10 best NCAA football teams ever and #2 in the SEC behind Alabama. They have 6 national championships they were the 1st ever football team to win a BCS national championship in 1998 against Flordia State. They have been SEC champions 17 times then when the SEC split into east and west they were SEC east champs 6 times. Their win lose record is 792–345–53 (.688) and their bowl record is 26-24-0. Their fight song is Rocky Top their mascot is Smokey the hound dog and their stadium is Neyland Stadium and their colors are bright orange and whiite. They dominate the SEC in wins the only teams they dont have a considerable amount of wins over is Alabama,Auburn, and Flordia ( Alabama has 10 wins over Tennessee Aubrun and Flordia have 2 wins over Tennessee
Tennessee Volunteers Football is on tonight lets go watch it
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A term Chinese government used to call reserve soldiers used to attack UN troops in Korean War. Usually farmers and low-ranker soldiers were signed up, given rifles, MGs, grenades, bombs and flags, then sent packing to Yalu River.
Gu Zidi went to enlist on People's Volunteer Army. He returned to China, blind.
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These are consistent dumb fucks who have nothing better to do with their time but pick out who does and does not get to publish words and definitions for Urban Dictionary. They are uneducated, ignorant, and loosers who spend their day reading mindless, stupid words and definitions and choose only the most ridiculous and moranic words that they can find and choose to deny those words and definitions that actually make sense and are 'the truth'.
I received an email from the 'Volunteers for Urban Dictionary' who gave me zero reason why my word and definition was denyed., and when they sent me a link to go to a place to explain why, I was diverted to a porn site. WTF? Vulunteers for Urban Dictionary?!
A group of people with a bland sense of humor. They enjoy crushing others' dreams by rejecting works of art.
"Hey, what's wrong man ?"
"It's those damn Urban Dictionary Volunteers."
"Oh, not again."