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Weeping Tom

A person who cries/weeps when made to watch people (usually their parents or other elders) engage in sexual intercourse. During sexual relations, Weeping Toms are prone to episodic crying and/or eretile dysfunction and/or female pattern vaginal dryness.

"I thought this guy was different, but right in the middle of a sweet blow job, he goes soft and starts bawling. It turns out his folks used to make him watch their gang bangs, and he's still not over it. Why do I always have to end up with the Weeping Toms?"

by Neil Freeman November 12, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


weep holes

Holes designed to aid in management of water seepage.

The weep holes were part of the water management system.

by Paul Thornton November 7, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


weeping jap

Used to describe pre and post-ejaculate leaking from the urethra, affectionately called the jap eye.

Resembles a Japanese man crying.

"oh shit, I've got a weeping jap!"

by numb_nuts June 22, 2005

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


weeping willow

When a girl is sobbing while she blows you.

That girl was really upset last night, but she still gave me a weeping willow. It was kind of weird, but it felt great.

by The Moostache Man January 25, 2011

21๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


weeping will-hoe

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.

"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."

by gstringbabe219 March 11, 2014


weeping rhino

A sex position where the female is in doggy position while the male charges forward and plunges his whole knee into her rectum while she starts to weep.

dude, Me and Melissia did the Weeping Rhino last night.

by The Bleu ranger February 21, 2017


ant weep

When you kill an ants homie and the any does the little thing where it rubs its eyes than throws the fucking body off the counter. I can't be the only one noticing this shit

Charlie: Hey dude did you see that huge giant thing kill our homie earlier?

Cliff: yeah I was in my ant weep still, grieving n shit. Be gentle about that topic homie.

by Redafternooner October 8, 2021