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wade

a white male who almost inexcusably can pass off as a black man. usually his families traits consist of big dicks and tall women.

man....you are the blackest white kid i know....you know what youre a wade if ive ever seen one.

by topbiscuit December 14, 2010


waded

To suddenly go MIA at a college university.

Brett: Hey, have you seen Melissa?
Jeff: No, that bitch got waded.
Brett: Good.

by WadedPU March 19, 2007


wade

one who doesnt know what they want

wade: i think i like you

1 week later....
wade: i dont know if i like you anymore

by gokickrocks May 24, 2011


wade

A slang term for a male , usually in his 50's, that shows an enormous capacity to process large amounts of information quickly and draw from many inter-disciplinary fields of study. Almost always of Irish stock and extremely well spoken and charming. Always well endowed and highly skilled in heterosexual lovemaking. Handsome beyond imaging and gifted with an extremely magnetic personality, a Wade must control his power lest all around him come under his control.

Carrie: " Joe what's up with you lately? You seem like your under some kind of spell."
Joe: " I..I..don't know, man. But I met this dude ,Wade, and I just feel drawn to him. I can't explain it."
Carrie: " You just did."

by maxren November 09, 2012


wade

A dude who keeps no bitches around him

Wow that dude is so focused, what a Wade

by baby k's bodyguard September 28, 2021


wade

The best basketball player in the universe. He lights up it all night long on the court. He's better than Jordan, he's Flash. D-wizzle, buy his new shoes, the Converse Icon Warrior!

Dwyane Wade absolutely dominated Kobe Bryant, the rapist.

by Jingles January 04, 2005


The Wades

The reproductive gland in a male vertebrate, the source of spermatozoa and the androgens, normally occurring paired in an external scrotum in humans. AKA: The Boys, Family Jewels, Kahones, Marbles in the Fun Bag, Balls, Nuts, Sac of Joy, Junk, The Berries of "Twig and Two Berries", Gonads, Beans, Cookies, etc.

Ben kicked Chuck right in The Wades!

by ICA January 21, 2005