shit wafer

Also known as a dog fart. Commonly expelled from bulldogs who eat excessive amounts of raw hide and then as they are jumping onto a bed or couch it happens suddenly...in slow motion it is a disastrous attack to your nostrils. Gasping for air you taste nothing but shit wafer .... molecules of poop.

Lilly the bulldog consumes a 3 pound raw hide and attempts a leap onto the sofa when you and your girlfriend are watching a chic flick because you are hoping to score. Then out of no where you are overcome by the smell. Her eyes start to water and she runs out of the room, but she goes wrong way and runs right towards the shit wafer.

chocolate wafer

The flaky crust on a person's anus after continuously not wiping.

Alex said he'd give me $100 for eating his chocolate wafer.

I was about to give my girlfriend a rim job when I noticed she had a massively thick chocolate wafer on her butt hole.

church wafer

a creative way to call someone an idiot.

"Don't be such a church wafer dude."

penis wafer

when u put ur cock between 2 ritz crackers and make a girl eat it

it took Nicholia an hour to eat Austin's penis wafer.

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Nigger Wafer

A cookie eaten normally by black people that white guys eat to try and be Niggers.

Look at John...hes eating nigger wafers again.

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Ghetto wafer

A ghetto œuvre consisting of; a mini waffle topped with a small piece of fried chicken and hot sauce.

1: Gimmi dat ghetto wafer!!!
2. Nah son im hungry.

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cream wafer

A dangerously homosexual individual.

"Mmm, thth pair of micro-shorth make my ath look thekthy."

"Don't touch me, cream wafer!"

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