wailing whale

When two fat people are having sex on the beach and the man gives her a screaming seagull and she wails in pain like a whale

Jerry: i gave my girl a wailing whale yesterday.
Scott: wait the fat chick you are going out with.
Jerry: fuck you.

Vagg-Wailing

Jack hammer style pounding on the pussy.

Last night i went vagg-wailing and now i got stank dick.

Wailing Woman

A mystical woman who appears on very few occasions, executed when a man tucks his dick in the Fruit Basket position giving the audience a frontal view, appearing the mystical figure

Dude, I was at Joe's house yesterday and I saw a Wailing Woman!

Wail of the banshee

The cries emitted by a woman under intense sexual pleasure. Often mistaken by neighbours for incoherent babbling in some ancient, esoteric language.

Can often be remedied with a witch slap

News reporter: "Father O'Brien was last night called to an apartment in Canary Wharf after neighbours reported hearing what sounded like the wail of the banshee"

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Wailing Wanks

Also known as Frightened Masturbation or The Screaming Skeets. It happens while on 24 hour acid trip, when one starts to jerk off and sees a extremely scary hallucination and subsequently starts scream while still jerkin it.

Kyle was so f-up I could hear him suffering through the wailing wanks in the room next door.

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wailing juanita

A wailing Juanita is a woman who screams excessively loud during intercourse to such a degree she garners the attention of neighbors and those passing by.

Suzy became such a wailing Juanita during one night with Mike that her neighbors complained and she made children on the street cry.

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The Wailing Wench

Since the dawn of time there has been an expression, that has survived through all the ages - in latin it is "Planctus Puera",in chinese "哭丫头". In english, it is "The Wailing Wench".
It is the simple, but pleasurable, act of slapping the behind of a serving lady, a serving wench, the waitress etc.

It might be hard, it might be a light caress, and you might even grab if you are feeling cheeky. But it will ALWAYS end with a yelp and a shriek!

Gross old man 1 - "I pulled The Wailing wench on the new girl Jenny the other day, I marked her as mine, THAT'S for sure!"

Gross old man 2 - "You, my friend, are quite the rascal! I have longed to Wail the wench myself for a fortnight!"

Gross old man 1 - " She shrieked like the beast, and, I must admit, it was quite the behind on that one!"

*Both gross man laughing*

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