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waiter, bring me water!

The exclamation people make when they give up on something difficult and just take the easy route.

Gah, I can't get a better deal on this car, sigh.. waiter, bring me water!

by _________Jonathan_________ July 11, 2008

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Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense

In poker jargon, your hole cards being a Queen with a 'Tray' Suited.

I cracked his Pocket Aces with the Gay Waiter with a Fashion Sense.

by stro32 May 17, 2010

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courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh

when a waiter or bartender is working in a very loud bar or restaurant and cannot completely hear what the customer is saying but they start to laugh when they thought it was a time to insert laughter.
also known as a courtesy laugh when a customer says something at all remotely funny so you use the waiter laugh or bartender laugh to make the customer think they are funny.

I was table-side when the family was talking to me and I started using my "courtesy (waiter laugh or bartender laugh) laugh" when Mr. Young told the same story he has told 45 times previously.

by dakine mahalo December 2, 2009


Waiter's Syndrome

When you've been a waiter so long that you inhale every meal you eat, unable to slow down and enjoy the food. This is typically due to repeatedly not getting breaks on long shifts, and having to scoff down a meal in-between tables.

"Ryan, why are you inhaling your burger?"
"I have waiter's syndrome!"

by Courtesity June 22, 2021


waiter voice

Tone of voice generally used to ask people for favors. Overly nice and soft toned. Normally not seen as a good thing.

Rosie uses her waiter voice to convince me to do her homework,

by colibri1 November 20, 2017


dumb waiter

When someone has hit rock bottom.

โ€œI just got fired and I have nowhere to live.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re such a dumb waiter.โ€

by Ro money February 7, 2023


One-armed waiter in a wheelchair

A term used to describe slow service in a restaurant or bar

Guest 1: I ordered my food 45 mins ago- how long does it take to make a BLT?
Guest 2: I swear a one-armed waiter in a wheelchair would be faster than this
Guest 1: For sure. Once we get our food letโ€™s dine and ditch

by Dip Veteran May 21, 2024