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A small town in the upstate of South Carolina known for scandal, small town politics, and as a place where insane people congregate. Not much to do there, but no matter where you go, someone will have heard of it... even if it was on a National news station where they first heard of it... Thank you cheerleaders.
People from Ware Shoals are often very friendly, some aren't the brightest crayons in the box, but it takes all kinds to make the box pretty. They spend their time at the river, in their homes, or in another town.. because there's nothing to do there. The young people congregate in the "canteen" area of town or ride around far too fast in cars with their music too loud over the .5 miles that make up the "West End" of town.
Stopped to talk around the 5 way redlight in Ware Shoals, of course: Person 1: "Where you headin'?"
Person 2: "Ahhh, I'm headin' down th' river park for a while.. then I reck'n I'm gonna head up to the West End for some hot dawgs and some sweet tea......Where you headin'?"
Person 1: "Ahh, I just stopped down the river park, twatn't nobody down there. I'm headin' up the Trail Ways now."
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no definition is worthy of the D-ware
also see D-warian
1. D-warian: noun; some one from D-ware
"hey were from rfms, where do we go d'ware losers?"
"bow down before us u mere mortals"
"yes masters"
-regular visitor conversations
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a place that sux balls has a small population of ppl and a large population of ravid farmers roaming its puny school.
mike:lets go to school
chris:dont want to get raped by the hillbillies.
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A man of few abilities or attributes. He loves a challenge, if that challenge is a climbing a tree, man he loves to climb trees. His pot belly and love of trebles has hindered his athletic ability, which has resulted in a serious sweating issue.
A woman on her period is no obstacle for this man. He relishes the opportunity to bust through a heiniman and get his fingers bloody. Dracula has nothing on this bleeding axe wound warrior. Known to make a wench wetter than an otters pocket through his infamous "taser fingers" and pump -action foreskin, he can frost a bitch like a cake with a 5 metre radius. When not bleeding girls like radiators, typical day time activities include flogging the dolphin, smashing plates and exploring his anal cavity.
Girl on the blob: I can't find a tampon, no worries i'll use jake wazz waring's massive shlong instead.
at the University of Pennsylvania, when one receives fellatio in the Ware Library, a library in the Memorial Tower in the Quad. It is a popular hookup spot for naive freshmen and grenades. (See: grenade )
friend: Dude, I just got dome in the Ware Library.
me: She was a grenade. -_-
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She said "I want you to climb in this underwear, silly"
But I was turned off by her tupper-ware titties
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