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When a male puts his erect penis into the mouth of an unconcious female. When she wakes up, she has a mouth full of wood. Thus the name "george washington surprise"
Dude, I gave that chick a george washington surprise after she passed out, and she didn't realize till she woke up.
The other day I woke up to a george washington surprise. I still haven't gotten the taste out of my mouth.
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Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.
Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)
I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag
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A 2-layered white cake separated by a layer of strawberry jam commonly sliced and served covered with powdered sugar. It is predominantly served on the birthday of the first president of the United States or, failing that, on President's Day. It's origins are thought to go back as far as the Civil War where soldiers were known to Indian leg wrestle for the last piece of "GWC."
If I'm not with Mona, I'm jamming my George Washington Cake.
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When one covers oneself in peanut butter, and engages in a fifteen hooker gangbang.
"Get out the peanut butter bitches! Its George Washington Carver time!"
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Internet Meme used for two situations.
1. When someone states the obvious
2. When someone no one cares about dies
1. a) "Amy Winehouse seen smoking crack"
b) "George Washington is dead"
2. a) "Brad Renfro died"
b) "This just in, George Washington, founding father, found dead in his malibu beach home after a bout with pneumonia, reports tmz"
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when paying a bar bill, your server brings you back a ungodly bunch of ones.
benevolent customer: "Hey, that biotch brought me back eight ones on my twelve dollar tab."
wingman: "Yeah, pimpin' for George Washington."
benevolent customer: "Now I'm only leaving him one."
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For a man to put his erecet penis in the mouth of a sleeping woman. When she wakes up she then has "wood" in her mouth. Named for the belief that George Washington had wooden teeth.
"Damn, when she passed out last night, I gave her the old george washington surprise ."
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