When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.
Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"
Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"
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sexually frusturated people do this
If you go into Greg's bedroom, you'll find all his Water bottle Wrappers ripped...to the extreme
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when somebody consumes too much water from a water bottle and starts to pile water bottles up in their room
i stayed in my room too long and drank so much water that i got PWB (pile of water bottles)
i made a water bottle machine gun
john, its been three months
Typo meant to be "Evil Water Bottle Fairy". It means someone who spills their water bottle leaving a puddle ruining everyone's workout experience.
Alright, who was the Water Bottle Evil Fairy who made this mess? I stepped in it with my tennis shoes!
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a South Korean prostitute of wide stature dressed in all blue resembling a water bottle
Damn I'm so horny, I'm gonna call a South Korean Water Bottle!
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