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1. clear, flavorless, liquid.
2. liquid form of ice.
3. a drink everyone drinks.
4. comes out of sinks, fridges, showers, toilets, ect.
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“Bro, you were so watered last night”
“Aye it’s your 21st, are you about to get totally watered or what bro?”
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when a person is so far gone on a drug that they can no longer control themselves and lapse into a deep sleep from which they remember nothing of what happened.
The water is not gentle though it is a mental and physical state to avoid. A sensation like one is dying is typically felt. also people recall before they black out that they felt like they would lose control of their mind and body.
it is best to stay out of the water ladies and gentlemen...
Tim: "that chick just had six blunts 17 shots and now she's passed out on the floor"
John: "ya... she's in the water"
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Andrew and Jamie were naked and making out near the pool. Jamie's pussy was soaking wet and Andrew cock was rock-solid and 11 inches long. When Andrew stood up he accidentally fell in the pool. Then it happened. His testicles instantly shriveled up, his cock stung, and the water flushed out all the blood and filled his dick. When he got out, Jamie was laughing at the size of his dick. Instead of being as solid as rock, his dick was as soft as a blanket and instead of being 11 inches long, his cock was the size of a popcorn kernel. Jamie ran up to him and they kept making out. When they kissed, Andrew had something go into his mouth, While kissing, Andrew opened his eyes and looked at Jamie's sweater. There was a pack of VIAGRA in the pocket... and one was missing. Suddenly all the water in his cock started dripping out and his dick became warm again, his testicles slowly started drooping, and his cock instantly started stretching out again, eventually poking Jamie. As they laughed, they kept making out.
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a liquid you need to drink at least once every 3 days to survive
Guy 1: i want water
guy 2: here you go
guy 1: thanks
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If you don't know what water is, welcome to Earth!
Alien: "WTF is this thing called... Water?"
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