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While performing anal sex, you pull your dick out and drop several "just-add-water" foam expanding dinosaur capsules in her asshole. Then reinsert, pee in her butt and wait. Some of the dinosaurs will flow out when you're done. The others will stay in there for a while and give your wife/girlfriend a nice surprise the next time she TRIES to drop a deuce.
My girlfriend gave me anal for my birthday.
I gave her a jurassic waterslide for being a bitch all year.
Ejaculating in a woman with her ass and the air and sliding the cum down between her cheeks with your dick.
I gave her a Montreal waterslide while she was leaning over the chair.