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Yoghurt Weaver

A Granola type who bakes cakes for the moon as 'offerings', thinks tofu and tahini are great breakfast choices, and who's idea of style is to wear multiple layers of cheap market clothes made in Cambodia from dried grass and colored using low impact dyes such as menstrual blood and compost bin'discharge'.

Luggage of choice; cane basket
Favourite Artist; Enya
Instrument of choice; Harp
Hobbies; mosaics, macrame, meditation, mime, moon dancing, muesli making and any other earthy pursuit starting with M.

The 'yoghurt weavers' formed a circle of light at the 'Breathe your way to Wholeness and Bliss' festival in honour of the Playtypus that had been found floating belly up in the nearby creek.

by Lollib August 16, 2006

225πŸ‘ 44πŸ‘Ž


pulling a Weaver

falling asleep or passing out with a full alcoholic beverage in your hand and spilling it all over yourself

I woke up soaking wet after pulling a Weaver.

by Red D February 5, 2008

16πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Earl Weaver

Former manager for the Baltimore Orioles major-league baseball team. Managed the Orioles from 1968 to 1982, and again from 1985-1986. Won the 1970 World Series, had his number (#4) retired in 1982, and was inducted into the Baseball Hall of Fame in 1996. One of baseball's old-school managers. For his West Coast counterpart, look up Tommy Lasorda

Tom Moore: "Bill Whitehouse from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team speed?"

Earl Weaver: "Team speed for chrissakes, you get fuckin' goddam little fleas on the fuckin' bases, getting picked off, tryin' to steal, gettin' thrown out, takin' runs away from you, get them big cocksuckers that can hit the fuckin' ball out the ballpark and ya can't make any goddam mistakes."

-From the Manager's Corner, 1982

by Your Testicles November 6, 2011

14πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


yoghurt weaver

"Yoghurt weaving" was a term coined by Alexei Sayle in his late 70's stand up routine, and subsequently immortalised on his live 1982 album "Cak!"

Alexei Sayle spotted the "yuppie" trend way before the term "yuppie" was ever coined, and in his routines he referred to them as "the middle classes in Stoke Newington..."

One such routine described them "...all sitting around on the windswept concrete piazza, discussing Chekhov and weaving their own fucking yoghurt..." - the last part delivered with a palpable Scouse sneer.

On occasion he would substitute "... growing their own fucking denim." but this expression didn't seem to catch on quite as well.

In this instance, "yoghurt weaver" and "denim grower" are interchangeable.

by Ott^ September 12, 2005

88πŸ‘ 20πŸ‘Ž


weaver grip

a tight, usually humiliating grasp or hug. if a female, the weaver gripper will pick you up under the arms. if a male, the weaver gripper will slap your balls relentlessly.

dude 1: check out that weaver grip Fred is pulling on Jade.
dude 2: OW Jordan just weaver gripped my balls!

by francis doodey July 15, 2006

37πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


That's so Weaver!

Another term for something that is gay.

Joe: I just ordered you a gingerbread latte with chocolate sprinkles.
Jack: That's so Weaver!
Joe: But it tastes so good!

by Toonteen January 13, 2012


Hairy Weaver

When your penis gets stuck or caught in your partners vaginal hair.

I got a hairy weaver when I was banging my brother's mom last night because she never shaves.

by Scorcher's no namΓ© June 2, 2010

23πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž