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wheels

A nickname given to a person who through generally oafish, apish and neanderthal-like behaviour appears almost to be mentally retarded. As would be expected a social ineptitude accompanies this. A wonderfully agile mind may well be hiding beneath the surface but the outward appearance and demeanour means the recipient would not seem out of place pushing themselves along in a wheelchair, wearing a safety helmet and screeching at the top of their voice: "WHEEEELS!"

After meeting such a person: "Is wheels autistic?"
Or after going out for dinner: "Why does wheels eat like a caged beast?"
On a night out: "Look at wheels dance, it's the funniest thing I've ever seen!"

by spokeydokey July 14, 2006


wheeling

To go off-roading. Comes from dropping the "four" out of "four-wheeling"

Can you get your truck running by Saturday? were going wheeling

by ]) u ]{ e May 17, 2006


wheels

Someone who is extremely fast.

That boy Mike Vick got wheels fa sho main.

by Yaboyace July 25, 2005


Wheels

a term used to refer to a person who is confined to a wheelchair.

nice wheels. can you do any tricks?
you should get some sweet dubs for that thing.
nice wheels, turbo.

by walkingblind November 14, 2005


wheels

desciption of a female with a nice body and/or ass

Playa 1: "Damn she fine!!"

Playa 2: "Is she phat??"

Playa 1: "Hol up lemme check the wheels..*looks* She is OFFICIAL!"

by YoungHistory August 04, 2008


Wheel

Someone who accompanies an active couple, like a wingman but not really, they absorb any awkward silences by being ripped on, made fun of or keeping the conversation going. Can also be used as a cover up when they don't want their parents to know what they are doing.

Damn, well maybe we can get someone else to wheel for him as a replacement.

by xExPliCiTx September 13, 2010


Wheels

When two people have been obviously flirting for some time. Both people like each other and are aware that the other likes them, but do not date.

"who's that girl josh tagged on his recent post, wheels?"

by Izzyyyyyyyyy June 10, 2017