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wheezing tortoise

someone who shot an ostrich in the last 34 minutes

he is a wheezing tortoise

by Human who is also an ostrich June 24, 2022


Squeeze-n-wheeze

Similar to a wake and bake, it is the act of enjoying your weed in the morning accompanied by freshly squeezed orange juice.

Person 1: "hey Mike, you need to get up and change for work"
Person 2: "okay, I'm going to squeeze-n-wheeze first"

by Dirty hoodlatch 69 February 25, 2018


Wheezed

really drunk really high or really crossed

Bro you were wheezed last night.

by December 25, 2022


Dream wheeze

Tea kettle noises.

Josh: I’m going to dream wheeze if you tickle me.

by I’m Bored rn May 22, 2021


Wheezing

Stupid fuckwit things Americans say when they think something is funny

“Shows funny joke” “man I’m wheezing” “shut the fuck up cunt”

by Ryan Gebber October 10, 2021


Wheeze

A cedric kisser

Your such a wheeze

by troller12345 June 9, 2020


Wheeze

A term used for describing a Type of laugh, commonly used in subtitles

Shane: Look goatman I’m dancing on your bridge it’s my bridge now
Ryan: (wheeze)

by Thatgaeshit June 8, 2020