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When a suburban white male of ample financial means finds himself being envious of African-Americans and their culture. Symptoms include:
1. Heavy listening of terrible modern rappers like Waka Flocka, Kid Cudi, Soulja Boy, etc.
2. Forced use of "urban" lingo including words such as: nigga, hood, yellow bone, etc.
3. Frequent sagging of pants.
Kenny: (has white skin syndrome) What is up hoodbrotha? Did you hook up with any yellow bones recently?
Kyle: Nigga... *facepalm*
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Kyle: Did you hear Kenny's milkbone-ass? Nigga definitely got white skin syndrome.
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A personality characteristic found in few males now days. It entitles chivalrous acts and a need to treat women with respect. Males with White Knight Syndrome tend to be able to have just about any one they want. Also Males with White Knight Syndrome are some of the best lovers both in and out of the bedroom but can seldom can keep a relationship because women are scared to lose them as a friend even though they will remain a true friend no matter how bad the break-up was unless the women pushes the male away.
He treats women well even after they rip his heart out." John said. "He must have White Knight Syndrome
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A charming male, usually around 6'6", that has been blessed with irresistible looks. Usually has eyes that are so deeply blue you could drown in them, facial hair that's as soft as a pillow, and posseses a tranquil personality. Throughout recent years, scientist have studied closely the likelihood of being born with White Boy Syndrom (commonly abbreviated as WBS). They've concluded that out of the current world population, which is currently estimated to be roughly around 7 billion, that only one adult male residing in southern California has been diagnosed with this WBS. Wayne Rogers is his name. When scientist first discovered Wayne they were in awe. "Goddamn, this man right here is a gift from God" - Scientist.
Oh em gee!! That tall groomer over there is so hawt!!!! He totally has white boy Syndrome 😍
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When am amazing white girl is duped into a relationship by an immature prick of a boy who then tries to chat up a work colleague by telling the colleague that the amazing white girl and him only went for drinks once and the girl fabricated a relationship and named it White girl syndrome even though hes white himself...
Girl: I thought you were seeing that amazing girl from our other office...??
Bellend of a bloke: Yeah, not really. We went out for drinks once and now she thinks we are in a relationship. She has white girl syndrome!! So can we fuck or what?
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A caucasian man that is attracted to women outside of his race and sexually unable to keep his partner satisfied.
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He sexually releases way too fast before his partner. He is way too excited or can't control himself. Unable to slow his sexual pace down with his partner.
He: Ummm..I'm going to cum!
She: We just started!
He: Ugghhh .....
She: (silent)....what just happened?
He: I don't know....I'm sorry. It was so wet.
She: You have WBS, white boy syndrome.
He: what? What is that?
She: Take your time, you are too excited. Get to know the body and master it. Dont just fuck. Make love.
He: If I do this ...then what?
She: You will become a professional and not a typical white boy who can't handle amazing pussy! 😇
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The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome
Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome
Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)
The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)
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Any girl that can't stand up for themselves and feels like the world is against them, yet likes to piss everyone off by having voluntary mood swings.
Jeff: that poor girl, everyone's mean to her.
Joe: yeah but she has annoying white girl syndrome so I don't care.
Jeff: oh yeah
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