Why

“Why” would you look this up dumbass

I don’t know why you looked this up

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Why not

A phrase used amongst a group of men (friends to be exact) while agreeing that they'd "hit it". Typically used while the opposite sex is in close proximity as an effort to be discreet.

Ted- "Damn... You see that chick over there at Forever 21?!?"

Tyrone- "Shiiiiit... Why not!"

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For why

A phrase used in the same context as for what and elicits responses like WTF did you say from anyone educated in the American Educational sysetm

American: Can you hand me that?
illegal: For why?
American: What the fuck did you say?
Illegal: For why?
American: oh. ok. I thought so.

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why

There are no answers to why questions. So don't bother asking them, there will just be a never-ending onslaught of questions, somewhat similar to asking someone to count to the highest number.

Kid: Why did you ride your bike?
Sister: Because I don't have a car.
Kid: Why don't you have a car?
Sister: Because I can't afford one
Kid: Why can't you afford one?
Sister: Because I don't have a job.
Kid: Why don't you have a job?
Sister: Because I spend all my time smoking crack.
Kid: Why do you smoke crack?
Sister: .....

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why

What Nancy Kerrigan said way to much.

Nancy (weeping): Why?...Why? Why?...Why? Whywhy? Why?

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why

because your parents didn't have enough money to pay for an abortion.

Mum, why is that man next to you in that picture with a baby in his hands?

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