WiFi Password?

The first question you ask waiters, hostesses, busboys, at any establishment offering "free Wi-Fi". This is typically done after trying to connect to the network on your own to no avail, Such as: 1) trying to connect without a password. 2) Guessing the password according to the type of establishment (Pizza Place-pizza, free pizza WiFi, password, pizza place password, pizza admin , password1, pizza1 ,admin, wifi) . Typically asked as a last resort, and with much disdain. There goes your James Bond hacker dreams.

Waiter: Hello I will be your server this evening. Do you have any questions about the menu or would you like to hear our specials? Let me know if there is anything I can do for you!

You: Whats your WiFi Password?

Louie WiFi

Basically shitternet, upwards of 200 ping and a max of 8 Mb/s. The slowest internet in the group

Tiko: WTF why is my ping so high

Louie: Cuz you have Louie WiFi lmao

wifi gangster

Someone who pretends to be bad-ass on the internet but is actually a bitch in real life

This is something a Wifi Gangster would do:
On the internet* 1v1 me Irl
The next day* Runs away and continues to bm

Nigger Wifi

When your wifi is so bad even a nigger wouldn't try to leech off of it.

"Telus has such nigger wifi"

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School WiFi

A thing at school that blocks literally almost every website in the world including Urban Dictionary, DuckDuckGo, and some other stuff you probably shouldn't be on in school; but who cares, not me. I wrote this whole thing in 1st period.

It also makes class really boring if you wanna play games but they're blocked.

Omfg, the school wifi blocked Urban Dictionary and 123Movies!!!!!!!!111!1!!! TRIGGERED!!!!!!11!!!

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jungle wifi

someones internet connection is lagging so hard you would think they are from the jungle.

(also used as a funny insult)

pro: my guy has some crap wifi jungle wifi
jingle
jogl

jungle

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wifi bitch

Some kid that you keep with you only for their hotspot free wifi

I need wifi, where is my wifi bitch?