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One who performs ultimate acts of wiffle ball prowess whilst inebriated, intoxicated, or sloshed.
Matt is a wiffle ball legend, he went 8 for 8 with 3 home runs on the beach yesterday.
Antonym - Brittany is not a wiffle ball legend, she gave three home runs to one opposing player yesterday.
When you hit it so hard, she shits herself
Girl, Cody fucked me so hard, I poopy wiffled!
When cousins make up shit about a fictional family Wiffle Ball game where the Lord of K’s, the oldest cousin, the master of gong clang, the ultimate curve wizard, the downward draft doink,…somehow gives up a dinger on the Ocean City beach, to a cousin that has always been only aloud to fetch foul balls and other errant balls in the dunes.
It never happened. It’s fucking family fiction.
“Fucking Damon and Fran keep spewing Wiffle fiction about an imaginary game in Ocean City in like 2007….when The Maestro of Crooked Slurves was at his peak performance and a potential selection for the US Olympic Wiffle Ball Team. Steve did not stick a wicked Whammy over the wall and was surely sat down by a gonk of the gong sitting in the beach chair.
Knock this shit off- stop dreaming- show the damn tapes if this happened or get your assess to the beach to run a little reenactment of the alledged story - 14 years ago.
Complete Horse-shit!”
Or wiff for short. The most amazing friend anyone could ask for. Funny, smart, talented, and just fun to be around. He is definitely 4’1 and not practically 6ft. He doesn’t like speaking and is insecure when he shouldn’t be because he is amazing in every way. He also probably needs therapy tho. He’s a simp and he sure does love his breaks.(he also has very great hair that I wanna just eat)
Person: “That was such an L moment for Wiffle”
Person: “WOAH GOODJOB WIFFLE”
(Wov-el-you Wiffle)
A term of endearment.
Also the name of a fairy.
"Ever heard of a WovelU-Wiffle?"
"What the knick knack patty wack is that?"
"It's a fairy. You believe in fairies, don't you?"