Wiffle Ball Legend

One who performs ultimate acts of wiffle ball prowess whilst inebriated, intoxicated, or sloshed.

Matt is a wiffle ball legend, he went 8 for 8 with 3 home runs on the beach yesterday.

Antonym - Brittany is not a wiffle ball legend, she gave three home runs to one opposing player yesterday.

Poopy Wiffle

When you hit it so hard, she shits herself

Girl, Cody fucked me so hard, I poopy wiffled!

Wiffle fiction

When cousins make up shit about a fictional family Wiffle Ball game where the Lord of K’s, the oldest cousin, the master of gong clang, the ultimate curve wizard, the downward draft doink,…somehow gives up a dinger on the Ocean City beach, to a cousin that has always been only aloud to fetch foul balls and other errant balls in the dunes.

It never happened. It’s fucking family fiction.

“Fucking Damon and Fran keep spewing Wiffle fiction about an imaginary game in Ocean City in like 2007….when The Maestro of Crooked Slurves was at his peak performance and a potential selection for the US Olympic Wiffle Ball Team. Steve did not stick a wicked Whammy over the wall and was surely sat down by a gonk of the gong sitting in the beach chair.

Knock this shit off- stop dreaming- show the damn tapes if this happened or get your assess to the beach to run a little reenactment of the alledged story - 14 years ago.

Complete Horse-shit!”

wiffle ball pancake

ITS A WAFFLE

i ate a wiffle ball pancake

Apc333 Wiffle ball league

Bunch of teenagers doing wiffle ball in a park. Most likely run by a half white half asian more well known by "Wasian" who is injured and cant play. He probably wants to get a new graphics card.

I went to the Apc333 Wiffle ball league to have some fun with the boys and the girls and the bats

WovelU-Wiffle

(Wov-el-you Wiffle)
A term of endearment.
Also the name of a fairy.

"Ever heard of a WovelU-Wiffle?"
"What the knick knack patty wack is that?"
"It's a fairy. You believe in fairies, don't you?"

Wiffle Fart

a wet fart......usually sounding like you just did a crap in your pants. Usually caused by a sweating butt and a fart.

I'm having so much fun at the water park....what was that sound? Did you just do a wiffle fart?

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