Bi-wildered

Person confused with his/her sexuality.. Actually engages in sexually activity with males and females but is doesn't have a particular preference..

Dude: Yo President, peep this. Remember that fluffy dime at our office that I've been checking out?
Other Dude: right?
Dude: I'm finally getting some play!!! She wants me to hook up with her and her girlfriend tonight!!!

Other Dude:LOLOL!!!
Dude:I finally found a girl that is cool!!! I'm not letting this one get away...
Other Dude: LOLOL, Dude!! I cant believe you don't know that she's Bi-wildered!!

Wet Wilder

When a girl handcuffs a man to a bed then urinates on his chest.

Guy 1: Did you hear what happend to joe?
Guy 2: No, what happend?
Guy 1: His crazy girl friend handcuffed him to a bed then pissed on his chest.
Guy 2: Aww nasty he got a Wet Wilder.

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wilderness guardians

A clan on the game Runescape. Decently well known, and growing daily.

I wann jonin the Wilderness Guardians but I think the min combat lvl is 70... bullshiz

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Wilder-wank

Having a wank in the countryside, it’s a bit like dogging but you do it by your self

*out camping* “mate, il be back in 10 mins, just off for a wilder-wank”

3👍 1👎

Geert Wilders

Turks and Morrocans hate him because he is a patriot to his country.
He is the leading figure of the Dutch PVV.
He is a far right politician (turkish media calls him far left)and is strongly anti-islamic
His hair looks like it hasnt been washed for years.
He is a great guy in my oppinion.

Geert Wilders:"MINDER MARROKANEN!"
Me:"Yes."

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gene wilder

a man who really sets the standard when it comes to being a badass and just an overall pimp. it is widely believed that genghis khan has the most descendants, but really, it is none other than gene motherlyfuckin' wilder who holds that title. suck on that, china.

"did you hear? tina's pregnant, I'm going to be a father!"

"that fucking gene wilder guy I swear to god, he got to my wife too, don't worry about it."

"..."

"HAHAHAHAHAH hey pal let's go drink our sorrows away fuck those bitches WHO NEEDS 'EM"

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wilder space

the place where all missing emails and text messages end up

I haven't received that email you sent. It must be in wilder space.

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