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1) Noun- A major epic fail
Noun 2- A computer software that's plagued by viruses, spyware, and other malware. Is known for being deathly slow, and freezing at the worst of times.
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The kid tripped on his way to Math and his friend remarked, "Nice window in the hallway."
Noun (2)- After 9 hours of typing, Marc's computer, running windows, froze right when he was going to save his major essay due the next day.
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A series of computer operating systems that, despite what you may read from several other sources on here, are quite stable, very easy to use, and are the most compatible operating systems I know of.
I have been running with my copy of Windows XP without rebooting for over 3 months now, and it is still working fine. Yeah, I have used ctrl+alt+delete a couple of times, but that was just because I got a file from a former friend, while he was still a friend, including a virus, and I trusted him so I didn't bother scanning and it wasn't recognized by Norton, so I just looked at my processes and ended it, and my computer works fine now. (that was over 2 months ago)
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One of the worst opperating systems in the world. It crashes more than Mac OSX and has more ryptic error messages than Linux. (im not sure linux has any) Windows also crashes a lot. The only good thing about it is it comes with solitair.
Ahhhh! Windows crashed while loading an error message.
The price for Windows is a rip-off, but it did come with solitair!
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Ok, to all the noobs who say Windows is crap. Fuck you. There are many reasons why windows isn't crap.
1) I've used Windows for 6 years and never once did I get this constant error crap and it DOES WORK!!!!!
2) If you think only Clippy is annoying, then fucking change it! Even a 5 year old can figure that out.
3) Why don't YOU try getting a copy of a good game for Macintosh!?
4) All those Windows simulators on the web are funny but FUCKING FALSE!!!! No, Bill Gates doesn't send you mail. You know how many crap he gets on Outlook every day? 4 million at least.
5) So some of the programs suck. INSTALL NEW ONES, GODDAMNIT!
6) Blue screen errors only happen if it is REALLY serious. Not when you just open the C: drive and then boom. Blue screen. That shit is a damn lie that only assholes believe.
And finally...
7) DOS sucks.
And that's my two cents on Windows.
N00b: Dude, I just got Windows and it sucks. I keep getting blue screens.
Guy: No you don't.
N00b: Uh...yes I do fuck you lololololol.
Guy: So suggest a better one.
N00b: Uh...um...DOS?
Guy: Die, bitch.
*Guy shoots noob with a rocket launcher repeatedly*
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An operating system unable to take any abuse by the user and crashes about 5 months after the computer is bought and internet has been surfed.
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only crashes because people are too retarded to use it
what the hell it crashed ??? why???
cause your a dumbass
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1. Plural of "window," a glass enclosure in a wall permitting viewing of the surroundings outside of a building.
2. Operating system created for personal computers by Bill Gates and the team at Microsoft beginning in the 1980s as a graphical shell over their hugely successful MS-DOS operating system. Lambasted over the years for perceived inefficiency and insecurity that more often than not is the error of the operator, although some holes have been found and patched.
Now compatible with Macintosh computers bearing Intel processors thanks to Apple's Boot Camp.
Has come to the computing public in several iterations beginning with Windows 1.0 in 1985, and the most recent iteration is Windows Vista, already available to enterprise customers and set to be released to the public in January '07.
In the community, sources of lambasting are primarily Macintosh and Linux users, and sources of defense are primarily other Windows users.
Has been criticized for being the OS of choice for computer manufacturers and for "stealing" features from other operating systems.
My Mac is twice the computer it used to be now that it runs Windows!
Oh, just you wait until Windows Vista comes out! It'll pwn Mac OS X!
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