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Woman who is a functional alcoholic (drinks more than 1 glass of wine per day)
Typically middle aged with shrivelled tits due to the amounts of alcohol consumption
Tits probably taste like vinegar or lemon juice they are so pickled
She is probably slim though due to substituting food for wine
Have you seen the empty skin bags on that wine Witch?
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A Karen, but with Alcohol.
Likes to think her alcoholism makes her funny or quirky, but in truth is a shallow attempt to disguise the fact that they have no personality beyond insipid gossip and booze.
Oh god, another freakin' Wine Mom. She's gonna spill her cheap hooch everywhere talking about how great 50 shades of grey was before passing out in the bathroom like the last ones did.
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1. a female version of whiskey dick.
2. the drying out of the vaginal area during intercourse due to intoxication which makes it hard for penal insertion and prohibits sexual intercourse
"Last night, I just rolled back over and went to sleep 'cos Colleen had wine gine."
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A text typo that is a direct result of too much wine. Most often seen among Cougar texts.
"Fan f'ing tastic becomes Fan f'ing tasting"
Whoa check out Angie's wine fingers!
When you drink wine late at nite, start feeling sentimental (maybe even start crying) and begin trolling You Tube for old songs and videos. You then go onto Facebook and start posting the You Tube videos on all your friends and ex-boyfriends Walls.
Friend: Mary Kay Mahopac, why did you post so many corny You Tube videos all over my Wall last nite?
Mary Kay: Lol Sorry, I was wine tubing. But when I woke up this morning I thought I deleted them all. I guess I forgot yours.
Friend: Well the internet called and said "Stop posting sappy videos on people's Walls"
A wine night involves getting totally wine drunk with your friends with good music and good vibes.
Let's have a wine night on Saturday
This is another name for Jolly Ranchers.
Would you like a piece of wine candy?
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