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The act of placing something, usually a finger, in your butt crack and then wiping the something on someone else. The goal of the butt-winkle is to transfer your butt stench to someone else.
I was joking around with my girlfriend last night after the gym and gave her a butt-winkle. Now she won't sleep with me because all she can smell is my ass.
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The type of bowel movement where you also pee at the same time, usually followed by a revelation of some sort, like finding the anwser to why your kettle isn't working.
Oh! I had a Shitty Winkles, and now I know the meaning of existence!
The penis-looking chess piece that once unlocked, can go diagonal.
Ben fisher: your gonna lose
Me: jokes on you, I just unlocked my Winkle-Wouser
Someone called Dom who is shit at washing up
Dom you absolute winkle spanner
To be a Winkle raver is one of the highest honours a person can get. Members are the best of the best at what they do, from winning 6-a-side leagues to large family gatherings. A Winkle raver will achieve excellence or die trying.
Paul: Wow! Can’t believe we just lost, we’re that team professionals?
Matt: No, that’s just the Winkle Ravers
An adult or older adolescent who experiences a primary or exclusive sexual attraction to prepubescent children, generally age 11 years or younger.
That man walking past the house looks like a Van winkle... Children come inside now!
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