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this is a sizable poo which when you go to wipe, leaves no trace on the toilet roll. Also known as the 'phantom' or 'clean-break' the elusive 'non-wiper' is a real treat when you come across it.
'mate, did the best non-wiper earlier...feeling pretty fresh now'
phantom poo
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When a person has his/her windshield wipers set to a speed that is too fast for the current rate of rainfall.
It's only drizzling, no need for wiper overkill, slow your windshield wipers down.
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When you take a shit and you only have to wipe once
I hate wiping after shitting, good thing that was a 1 wiper
a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse.
"How did it go?"
"not very good, it was an 8 wiper again"
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One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.
Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?
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a female who wipes her ass from back to front,in doing so deposits shitty remnants on her twat.
yo inkspot,check out the spank in dat bitchez hair.i bet shes a front wiper.
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Rear echelon. A veteran of any branch, having served in country, but not on the front lines.
Joe: "I served in Vietnam. I have a service medal to prove it. But, I was, 'in the rear (with the beer)' the whole time. That was fine by me. I didn't want to go out there." (laughs)
Disabled Veteran: "You were a 'wing wiper'! A 'wing wiper'!! Do you think you are any expert?!"
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