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non-wiper

this is a sizable poo which when you go to wipe, leaves no trace on the toilet roll. Also known as the 'phantom' or 'clean-break' the elusive 'non-wiper' is a real treat when you come across it.

'mate, did the best non-wiper earlier...feeling pretty fresh now'

phantom poo

by hellohello12345 January 16, 2012

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


wiper overkill

When a person has his/her windshield wipers set to a speed that is too fast for the current rate of rainfall.

It's only drizzling, no need for wiper overkill, slow your windshield wipers down.

by njlicht August 31, 2011

8๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


1 wiper

When you take a shit and you only have to wipe once

I hate wiping after shitting, good thing that was a 1 wiper

by The ether January 14, 2016


8 wiper

a real messy shit that takes around 8 wipes to get a clean bit of toilet roll after youve wiped your arse.

"How did it go?"
"not very good, it was an 8 wiper again"

by Lance Pickard August 2, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


The Windshield Wiper

One must ejaculate his load on on a crying girl's face, and when done, you must tell the girl "it's okay baby", whilst wiping your load/ tears off of the girls face with your dick and making squeaking noise, like an actual windshield wiper would.

Hey girl, sorry for getting my load in your eyes, how about I make it up to you and break out the windshield wiper?

by FatD July 22, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


front wiper

a female who wipes her ass from back to front,in doing so deposits shitty remnants on her twat.

yo inkspot,check out the spank in dat bitchez hair.i bet shes a front wiper.

by grimsweeper January 17, 2004

43๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


wing wiper

Rear echelon. A veteran of any branch, having served in country, but not on the front lines.

Joe: "I served in Vietnam. I have a service medal to prove it. But, I was, 'in the rear (with the beer)' the whole time. That was fine by me. I didn't want to go out there." (laughs)

Disabled Veteran: "You were a 'wing wiper'! A 'wing wiper'!! Do you think you are any expert?!"

by skydog70 April 17, 2007

20๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž