Womb-Poo

When the baby takes a steamy dump in mommys tummy.

"What stinks?"
'I just queefed a womb-poo"

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womb knocker

(noun) a penis long enough to bang into the tip of the cervix regardless of the sex position used

Karen felt ecstatic, she had finally found a man who fucked her with a womb knocker.

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Womb to tomb

A life long friend. Someone you've been friends with since the day you came out of the womb and you'll be friends til the day you die.

Boy: Your my best friend. We're like brothers.
Boy 2: Womb to tomb?
Boy: Yeah. Womb to tomb.

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womb fizz

seeing somebody so hot, you get a tingly feeling down in your womb. it can happen to men too

"Penny Crayon makes my womb fizz"

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Womb Destroyer

A hyperbolic (exaggerated) slang term for a very large penis. The name 'Womb Destroyer' implies that the penis is big enough to reach a woman's womb once inside her vagina.

"I've had sex with that guy. Honestly, he's packing a womb destroyer in his pants."

"Bro, she's gonna ride my womb destroyer later."

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womb jack

To covertly impregnate a woman to create a baby.

Aaron wanted a baby so bad he womb jacked that hot cougar, knocking her up without her knowledge.

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Womb Wein

When a dick has not grown since in the womb

My brother has a womb wein and it pisses the girls off cause they thought he was hot