would-worker

A person who would build nice, awesome things, if only they had that newest, best tool. Or, if they had any skills.

Example:
My neighbor Jeff is such a would-worker. He's always saying how he would build a new shed, and would build chairs, and would make furniture if he only had the ToolMaster 5000, instead of the MegaTool4500.

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would ya?

You're with the lads, a smoking hot piece of prime gammon walks past. Instead of asking your friend "would you have sex with that woman if the opportunity presented itself?", you simply ask; "would ya?"

*woman walks past*
"'Ey, Steve! Would ya?"
"Too right, she's asking for it!"

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We Would

Weed, but spelled better, like the contraction We'd.

They smokin we would.

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Totally would

Stating that you, without hesitation, would do an implied task or action. More specifically, bone some slampig.

Joel: Dude, totally would.
Gregg: What?
Joel: Totally would, you know...Jess.
Gregg: Oh, damn straight.
Joel: WORD.

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I would

Something you say when you see a fit women

JIM - "Shes Fit!"
BARRY - "I would, DEFFO!!"

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I would _____ to _____

A phrase that shows you really want or are obsessed with something.

I would incinerate myself for 5 second (and be immediately put out after, of course) to go see this movie.

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I would

The standard answer to the question wouldya?
It signifies the fact that one would chuck it in the girl in question.

Cuttie - "Hey, Sheldon... Wouldya?"
Sheldon - "No man"
Cuttie - "I would"
Sheldon - "Dude, she's a total neen!!"

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