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Often confused with 'whoaness or woahness'
Often used to refer to one's nunga nunga's or lack of coverage on one's bosom.
Often makes sense to the few and insanely bored
see Sarb
"You're nunga nungas are out like WOWNESS!"
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short for World of Warcraft. A very very very very very very addicting game that will consume your life forever. if you want to sit on your computer all night and eat potato chips go for it and buy this game. WARNING: You WILL lose ALL friends you have unless they play wow too. You will GAIN friends over the internet.
girl: hey wanna go to the movies tonight
guy: nope, sorry busy.
girl: why?
guy: wow.
girl: what?
guy: world of warcraft.
girl: ok...what's so interesting about this..world of warcraft?
guy: oh not much, you can chat on the internet while leveling up by completing quests by killing animals and creatures and finding certain things, while talking on ventrilo with your buddies.
girl: ....
guy: actually tonight i am raiding serpent shrine cavern and tempest keep. we are planning on getting vashj down, maybe kael.Then i'm going to PvP, trying to get enough arena points to get some vengful gladiator pieces. May level my alt mage for a little after that and possibly do some dailies, i'm kinda poor. only got 400g trying to save up for an epic flying mount. And after that i'll prolly go to sleep. have to get up early tomorrow, were trying our first run at hyjal, Play all day, then i'll be free for about two hours if you wanna go see something then.
girl: ONLY two hours?
guy: well, yeah, i have to go to zul' aman.
girl: ....get a life...nerd.....
guy: ....
girl: bye.....
guy: goodbye....
guy drives home, gets on computer...:hey guys sending out invites yet?
guildie: almost
guildie #2: hey anyone a JC?
guy: i am
guildie #2: craft me some gems plz
guy: ok
guildie: invites going out.
guildie #3: anyone need summons?
guy: yeah, lemme craft some gems then send me one
guildie #4: send me one plz.
guildie #5: me too.
guildie #6: same.
...few hours into raid....
guildie #7: TIMES UP LETS DO THIS LEEROY JENKINS!!!!
guy: leeroy your just stupid
guidie #7: atleast i have chicken.
guy: ...............
....next day.....
guy: so we clearing ZA today?
guildie #4: heck yeah man.
...3 days later....
raid leader: YOU IDIOT GET OUT OF SPOUT
....4 days later....
raid leader: omg dude? get away from people when theres a shatter! and get out of cave in's
...few days later...
raid leader: OMFG..WTF...ATTACK THE CHAINS!!!
...hour later...
raid leader: FLAME WREATH DON'T MOVE
...guy moves..
raid leader: GKICK
...calls girl...
girl: hello
guy: hey wanna see a movie?
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World of Warcraft. While yes, it does turn some people into obsessed losers that spend day in and day out in front of the computer; those people were douches anyway, and if Warcraft didn't do this to them, something else would. probably porn.
lol n00b I pwn you shutup n00b lolol.(Most people, WoW players or not, cringe at the sight of this sentence, it makes English speakers want to cry.)
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Wow ..
World of witchcraft … ?
Seems I’m the witch …
I did call someone a witch early last year but after I walked away did think … shit that’s soooo disrespect to witches .. maybe opened my thinking more to what’s possible even ?
Things happen for a reason after all …
Wow …
Another day another wow …
Truly blessed …
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World of Warcraft. A game which destroys any resemblance of a social life you possibly have. Consumed by this increasingly addictive game, all motivation for extra-curricular activities will be at rock bottom. The temporary happiness which provided an excuse to escape life's problems, will result in weight-gain causing increased acne problems, White skin pigment, friend loss, pathetic school grades, harassment from anyone you considered a friend, and a sense of failure in life. This failure is really accomplishment. This worthless sense of accomplishment furthers your drive to invest longer hours into a money-hungry system which will also make you noticeably bitter and selfish toward what friends remain loyal. This money-hungry anti-christ will provide nothing positive in return to your community or your physical and emotional state as a human being. You will eventually become depressed because you can't believe how much your life sucks. From pointless hours sitting infront of the computer, you could not possibly be a bigger loser than you ever thought you would become. After an extreme case of depression you half-heartedly retract from emptiness which is all you live for. Realizing such a violent addiction must cease immediately, you can only hope to rebuild the shattered fragments of existance you turned your back against, and re-kindle lost friendship which you hastily destroyed over a computer game which you thought would be more full-filling compared to what anyone in the real world has to offer.
James: "What is a 'life'" ?
WoW: "Life exists only in the World of Warcraft"
James: *Cries*
WoW: "Mwhahahahaha!"
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aka World of Warcraft - bestselling MMORPG from Blizzard Entertainment, but you have to know that, unless you spent last year in outer Solar system...
"Man, I looted that cool +4 stamina +8 strenght +3 spirit chest armor yesterday in WoW, and it look soooo nice"
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Acronym for World of Warcraft, a popular MMORPG that many would say is for people, "With no lives", when actually, those people are wasting their time writing about how much it sucks on video game websites, or some stupid website consisting of definitions of things such as the "Lawlocaust", or a "butt dial". (luckily no such website is yet known to man.) So it is quite ironic that they can pass judgment on a video game where you DO interact with some people, when they participate in websites where you interact with none.
"WoW pwns ur m0m so h4rd, she c0uldn't w4lk f0r 8 d4ys!"
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