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Breakfast Wrap

When your wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning by straddling your head and sitting on your face wrapping your chin, mouth and nose deep in her wet lady bits.

Hey broooh. You might want to wipe off your face before the sales meeting. You still have Krispy Kreme glaze all over it.

That's no donut glaze braaaahhh. My girl gave me a breakfast wrap this morning and I didn't have time to shower.

by Eaton Holgoode November 2, 2015


wrap it or fap it

Telling a guy to use a condom, or finish himself off.

Pregnancy is a serious thing, so you better wrap it or fap it.

by Sydnerella_Claire April 17, 2011


wrap artist

A person who is significantly more talented but somewhat less annoying than a rap artist. A wrap artist is that person who goes plumb ape shit popping bubble wrap.May even have a cool wrapper name like Luke Warm P.

Look at the shit eatin' grin on that wrap artist. He's in hog heaven poppin' those bubbles.

by wolfbait51 April 12, 2011

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fish wrap

A newspaper of poor repute.

"The local fish wrap presented a biased story on the governor's speech".

by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003

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gang-wrap

The process of wrapping one to a pole like object and then proceeding to rape them as they are restrained to the pole.

"Hey Dallas, Let's gang-wrap Chase tomorrow."

"Sure thing, I'll bring the rope."

by Jackie Pancake March 9, 2019

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Weener Wrap

A Weener Wrap is the act of cloaking your penis in any one of the Sesame Street puppets and presenting it to ones lover while imitating the character's voice

Joey's girl said she's had it with his Weener Wraps after he went full Cookie Monster on her in bed again

by Apollo83 July 13, 2019

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wrapping presents

A phrase used by a person who is masturbating to a magazine when someone knocks on the door. Popularized by Master Shake in an episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

*knock*

"Don't come in, I'm wrapping presents!"

by sanfud n sun April 17, 2006

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