The anal swab covid test administered by the Chinese government on visiting foreigners. Soon to be enjoyed by travelers worldwide.
How was your trip to China? It was great. I had the wuhan rim job as soon as we landed. How was it? Letβs just say I got tested three times.
Virus from Wuhan Chinia, that it takes every roll of toilet paper availiable to fight against.
Due to Wuhan-Kung-Flu, stores are out of toilet paper across the country.
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A healthier alternative to handshakes and other forms greetings during times of sickness, involving the striking of the medial sides of the right feet of both participants followed by the successive striking of the lateral sides of the same feet.
Name refers to the source of the coronavirus pandemic, during which the term was conceived.
To stay safe during the coronavirus pandemic, Henry and Albert opted to greet each other with the Wuhan Wiggle.
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Little Lingi has Wuhan Whooping Cough! Get him to a hospital!
Wuhan Flu Weebs, or WFW, are anime fans that doesn't accept the theory that Covid 19 originated from China.
John is a Wuhan flu weeb that cries every time we call Covid 19 the Wuhan flu.
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A sex act where 10 plus people gather in a small room (not practicing social distancing) and while having an orgy they each sneeze releasing infection and disease in the air.
Person #1: what happened you look under the weather
Person #2: itβs probably because me and my girlfriend went to a Wuhan Gas Chamber the other night.
Person #1: Iβve always wanted to try one of those!
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When you know who gave you Covid the first time so you purposely bump into them when you get it again.
I'm going into work on Monday to give my boss the old Wuhan Revenge.