Wyoming

the most boring state ever. Besides Yellowstone which isn't even fully in Wyoming

Mom: pack up Timmy we are going to Wyoming

Timmy: fuck

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Wyoming

Wyoming is supposedly a state. ______redacted_______a __redacted__ ________redacted_______that only appears to _redacted_. Anyone you've met who thinks they have been to Wyoming, or believes they have lived in Wyoming ______________redacted______________government. This is because they ____redacted____it, and it would ____redacted____ if the public _____redacted____. If you attempt to drive into Wyoming you __redacted__Canada, naked, and with ___redacted___. (This is how Canada _____redacted______).

"Oh so you say you've come from Wyoming the state huh?"

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Wyoming

A place that doesn't exist.

"You know, I don't know anyone from Wyoming. Seriously"

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Wyoming

This a state implanted in your mind by the government because nobody on this earth has ever been to Wyoming and if they did they were sucked into the black hole where the government plots the next way to spy on people if you ever go to "Wyoming" you will wake up butt naked speaking Latvian in Sudan. You will have no recollection of the night before and you will then be raised by giraffes.

Weird pokemon nerd: Im gonna go visit my grandma in WYOMING
Severly autistic child:Can i come

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Wyoming

Most sparsely populated state in the US. More pronghorn than humans. Yellowstone National Park. The Grand Tetons. Devil's Tower. Wildlife everywhere. Beautiful nature, and some of the last "untouched" wilderness in the lower 48. Lots of cowboys and Taco Johns. People from Wyoming are generally extremely friendly - as long as you fit their idea of an acceptable American. Strangers will wave to you on the road, but if you're not a white straight Christian gun-loving Republican who adheres to the proper gender roles, you will run into a lot of bigotry and ignorance. Wyoming is the self-proclaimed "equality state", but unfortunately, true equality is hard to come by (for the reasons stated above).

People in Europe: So you're American, are you from the East Coast or the West Coast?
Wyomingite: Um, Wyoming.

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Wyoming

Wyoming is not a place. It's too square. If you have met anyone who is "from Wyoming," beware, they are probably an FBI agent. No one is from, or visits, Wyoming.

P1: Oh yeah, I went to Wyoming for a business trip last week.
P2: I thought it didn't exist?
P1 (FBI agent): It doesn't...

Wyoming

A made up place that Dick Cheney claims to be from

Where the hell is Wyoming?