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Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.
Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon
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A great friend to be around. Isn't the most attractive dude, but he has a great personality. He makes you smile whenever you see him. He's is the best to text even though it might take him a while to respond.
Hey Xander!!
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Xander is a porn star moonlighting as a Dungeon Master. He likes Dr Pepper a little too much and is easily made uncomfortable.
You watch that Xander dude on pornhub the other day?
The white knight to a certain girl
The one who can't shut the fuck up sometimes
xander is a guy who is the entire circus
"lmao is that xander?"
"watch out he might get on his knees and pleas for yo girl too!"
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Xander is fun and the funniest person I know on the planet!
He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
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Friend 1: I'm a banana
Xander 2: If you're a banana I'm a bunana
heh