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Xander

Xander is a name for the strongest person in ECE class of 26' at the University of Waterloo. Many men have walked into the gym and fainted at the mere sight of Xander warming up on their bench press max. He is most known for causing magnitude 2.6 earthquakes when deadlifting, and has been seen squatting other humans for reps. If you see a Xander, keep a solid distance, as his mere presence is crush you to atoms.

Person 1: Oh, I got the emergency alert again. There's a Xander within 10 km of our location
Person 2: We better get moving, he may be upon us soon

by Xander from Uwaterloo November 22, 2021

20๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Xander

A great friend to be around. Isn't the most attractive dude, but he has a great personality. He makes you smile whenever you see him. He's is the best to text even though it might take him a while to respond.

Hey Xander!!

by Mrs. Piggy 2025 December 29, 2018

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Xander

Dead

Your xander now

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Xander

Xander is a porn star moonlighting as a Dungeon Master. He likes Dr Pepper a little too much and is easily made uncomfortable.

You watch that Xander dude on pornhub the other day?

by inkweaver October 22, 2019


Xander

A weirdo cuz y not

Wow your a real xander

by A wooden toaster zombie November 12, 2019


xander

The white knight to a certain girl
The one who can't shut the fuck up sometimes
xander is a guy who is the entire circus

"lmao is that xander?"
"watch out he might get on his knees and pleas for yo girl too!"

by caretyulez224 April 7, 2021

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Xander

Xander is fun and the funniest person I know on the planet!
He likes to joke around he is kind of a player and he plays basketball!
Whenever he jokes around I laugh but sometimes he goes overboard and yeah!
<3

Friend 1: I'm a banana
Xander 2: If you're a banana I'm a bunana
heh

by Can'tTELLu May 21, 2019