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The act of performing cunnilingus
This weekend I plan to feast on the yeast with my new girlfriend
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a guy thats dives on the muff of a woman that has one HELL of a yeast infection thats on her rag with a bloody wastegate
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Fungal infection of the genitals. "Cottage cheese" for the girls, "genital dandruff" for the boys. Other symptoms may include itching burning rashes bad smells or white discharge, but may also be largely asymptomatic.
Sexually transmittable, but not an STD per se, as one needn't have sexual contact to get it. JUST CAUSE YOU GET IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU FUCKED SOMEONE WHO HAD IT (OR ANYONE AT ALL, PERHAPS EVER), BUT IF YOU DO FUCK SOMEONE WHO HAS IT, YOU MAY GET IT. Can also be caused by dietary imbalances, bad personal hygiene, genetics, etc. etc.
Sometimes goes away on its own, sometimes damn hard to eliminate entirely despite throwing a whole pharmacy aisle of OTCs and a half dozen prescriptions at it.
Eating sugar will make it worse almost instantaneously if you have it.
Ooooh fuuuuuuuck it burns it burns oh please god kill me. This yeast infection shit's worse than hemorrhoids!
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Insult of 2008. Modern answer to the overused douchebag. Also commonly spelled yeast creme.
"Dude, why are you being such a Yeast Cream?"
"You're as nasty as Yeast Cream on toast."
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Can refer to the vagina of a woman who is either unhygienic or chooses to engage in sexual intercourse with unhygienic men, leading one to think her vagina is likely to have a yeast infection.
After a few beers that yeast pocket by the bar wasn't looking half bad.
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Hell. A chemical imbalance in the vagina (also possible in men but uncommon) leading to raw, itchy and irritated skin making it extremely uncomfortable to move or walk. Frequently referred to as hell.
I got some action and then I got a yeast infection. Now I can't move. My life is Hell.
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The name given to the itchy fungal rash one gets around the groin following a long day in a hot moist environment such as a brewery.
Dawn: "My flange is really itchy!"
Margaret: "Better go see your doctor, it sounds like you have a case of brewer's yeast."
Sam: "This home-brew tastes very sour"
Matt: "It's a special recipe, I use my own brewer's yeast."
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