yo mama

The person who keeps calling me

Yo, man, yo mama needs to stop calling me. I'm runnin' out of minutes on my cell phone.

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Yo Mama

yo mama

Yo mamas so ugly she owes my dog fuck money.
Yo mama's like a drug store, open 24hrs a day.

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yo mama

1.) The one who gave birth to you.
2.) A possible greeting to your mother.
3.) The greatest types of insult jokes ever made.
4.) Who I slept with last night.
5.) The one who would die if she knew about your shady dealings in the cocaine trade.

Yo Mama Jokes:
Popular since the dawn of the 90s and still growing. Yo mama, bitch.

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yo mama

Yo mama= a sexy thing to add after EVERY phrase!

"josh: you are so gay!"
"scott: no yo mama is so gay in bed!"

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yo mama

A typical insult that dates back to around the 90s. Usually stupid and demeaning.

Actual example: Yo mama so (BLANK) she (BLANKITY-BLANK)

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yo mama

yo mama

yo mama iz so fat, she haz got more rolls than a supermarket!!!

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yo mama

Aaron Healy's only comeback

Someone - Aaron, put that cock down and grab the butt plugs.
Aaron - Yo Mama!!!

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