Yoghurt top

When you blow your juicy load over your partners chest and then proceed to smear the baby gravy across the chest until it resembles a t-shirt or a "top".

Dude I totally gave your mum a yoghurt top last night, it was great. I made her lick it off my hands afterwards.

Yoghurt slinger

The act of throwing cum

"Wayne is such a yoghurt slinger"

Boner Yoghurt

A euphemism for semen

Sam really puts out a lot of Boner Yoghurt, doesn't he?

Yoghurt female

a female that eats yoghurt on a daily basis , shes the queen of all women and shes taken by all the yoghurt men in the world. Shes loyal to all her males and is breed-able and submissive

damn.. that yoghurt female has a scrumptious ass

shaking the yoghurt

Self stimulation to the point of ejaculation or elation.

I can see Jay is off somewhere shaking the yoghurt as usual then.

Emo yoghurt

An emo yoghurt is what one eats when one is rather depressed and caked with lashings of eyeliner. Dramatic pauses are very common when eating this particular species of yoghurt.

"Oh man, I've had such a bad day. I'll go see if there's any emo yoghurts in the fridge..."

Yoghurt face

A yoghurt face is a term for somebody with a soft face. A soft face can be defined as someone with either soft facial features, or (more insultingly) not much about them.

This term can also be seen as a sister insult to yoghurt top meaning someone who is soft in the head.

This insult is commonly used amongst silly oIrish boys with crappy hats :)

Deglan: You have soft facial features... you know what else is soft? Yoghurt.
Sarah: So you're calling me a yoghurt face?
Deglan: Well I am oIrish
Sarah: Fair nuff :)

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