yoked

To get over, or to use to your advantage the ignorance or inability of others....( Root): As in oxen being yoked, you harness their dumbass to your advantage.

The people in my fantasy league didn't know what the hell they were doing, so I yoked their ass at the trade deadline.

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Yoke

Misspelled yolk

Guy 1: Which is the egg yoke?
Guy 2: Its yolk, not yoke.
Guy 1: Oh, but still which one is the yolk?
Guy 2: That one.

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Yoked

Figuratively: The act of being fucked over, owned or turned down. Used in place of screwed.

Literally: Restrained, as in an ox.

A: "Man, did you see Matt at the show last night? He didn't get his tickets online and they were sold out at the door. "

"Yeah I saw him get out of line and call his mom to pick him up."

"That sucks dude, he got totally Yoked."

B: "Man that ox is so Yoked"

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Yoked

To ejaculate on something.

He pulled out and yoked on her belly.

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yokes

Same a jokes, just sounds much cooler, and also makes you sound like you have an accent, which chicks love, or possibly a retard.

Allan:Yo man that bizzo was hot
Mike: YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKES
Dan: Yokes on yokes (reversal, she was hot)

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Yoked

To be high or drunk.

Dude 1: "Bro, I'm so yoked right now."
Dude 2: "Same here dude!"

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yokes

Goodlooking thighs/ass on a woman

Wow...look at the yokes on that girl!

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