what else do you need in wife?

Self explanatory really.. what else are you looking for in a wife? Good sex? Good sandwich marking skills? Or what have you.. etc etc

Girl a) LMFAO when will all these crazy new sayings from pete laan end? 🤣

Girl b) hopefully NEVER! Lmfao fordayzzz over that shit. And all his silly pout selfies.

Then he goes on Instagram and posts 'what else do you need in wife?' directed at his beautiful girlfriend Ambeh Rose 💞

Comical stuff really.. oh pete laan ahah x

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wheres the dislike button when you need it?

facebook saying

when you dont like someones status but not cause your hating just cause you thought it was cool

facebook friend.. i love my iphone4
me .. wheres the dislike button when you need it?

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We don't believe you, you need more people

A saying taken from a Jay-Z lyric, used basically to call bullsh*t on someone's claims and representations, let 'em know you're not buying it.

Man, f*ck all that, there's no way you're boning Amanda...you? Really? We don't believe you, you need more people!

Yeah, you really meant to do that...whatever, n*gga, we don't believe you, you need more people.

Smoker on the ave was tryna sell me a Louis Vuitton bag he swore was real...I was like I don't believe you, n*gga, you need more people...

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do you need your fidget toy?

When the autistic kid in your class is playing with his fingers and not paying attention to the computing teacher, "Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

"Um gavin do you need your fidget toy?"

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you might need a giraffe

Used as a response when being asked to perform a task and there is no possibility of achieving said task.

I need your help to paint the Sydney harbour bridge in a day.
you might need a giraffe.

You have to write a 20,000 word research paper in a week.

you might need a giraffe.

I need you

When you can't live without someone and you wish they would feel the same way you do .

Her: I need you.
Him: I don't need you.

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Need You Now

A hit single by Lady Antebellum that reached #2 on the Billboard Hot 100.

The song is sweet for its message, which is not "Baby, I've been thinking about you and loving you" but rather "Hey, douchebag, get your ass over here because I'm shitfaced."

Another shot of whiskey/cant stop looking at the door...

Its a quarter after one, I'm a little drunk and
I need you now, said I wouldnt call
but I lost all control and I need you now.
and I dont know how I can do without, I just need you now...

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