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When you punch someone so many times around the genital area that their dick just falls off.
Neil: Hey, you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo: Looks surprised You want to beat my dick off?
Neil: I'll beat your dick off with both hands, let's go!
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A phrase often used as a comeback to catch someone off gaurd.
Bob: You're a Shit Fucker!
Bill: Shut Up! I'LL BEAT YOUR COCK IN!!!
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run, important for you fitness, there is one motto that says.... "the bigger the feet, the bigger the meat".
according to my school system, we have some weird people.
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Beat your meat december is a prequel to No nut november, where all the men in america buy any meat they would like and slap it every day for until the last day of december.
Which then they take it and burry it in the ground with a dollar.
Urban legends claim that if you completed beat your meat december the animal's soul will gift you with a tree of money in place of the location you burried the meat.
which is where the famous word "money doesn't grow on trees" came,
from the british army that didn't believe in this old myth and burned every meat that was beat at the december.
Some say it was because of how they liked only tea and really horrible cookies at the time.
But I think that their meats were just not long enough, which is nothing to be ashamed of! If your meat is short that's fine.
It just depends on how you slap it! That's all that matters.
And remember! It's all about beating your meat with your family, which is what beat your meat december is all about!
Hey man/woman I just finished beat your meat december
I bet you didn't last 6 days at beat your meat december!
Wow, beating your meat for so long must be such hard work! (Says my crush lovingly) Wow! Will you marry me? (She says) YES! (I say) and then we go tl my house so she can beat my meat and help me burry it in the ground.
1. When one is about to KO in Super Smash Bros
2. When one is being attacked viciously by an angry Ridley.
3. When the Pirimids are trying to get all up ons and steal your key.
1. Man you're totally beating my shits up
2. That Ridley is going to beat your shits up
3. Those Pirimids are trying to beat your shits up for that fuckin key.
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April 24th is the day where all genders masturbate. You can masturbate all day!
National Beat Your Meat Day Is coming! Im going to bust 87 nuts.
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