suck your nans left onion

The act of sucking on your grandma's left booby.

Donald was told to 'go suck your nans left onion!

your nans cheeks cause earthquakes

when your nan claps her cheeks they cause earthquakes on the moon

Human 1: your nans cheeks cause earthquakes
Human 2: I know

ww2 bomb explosion in your nans bedroom

Men’s fragrance created by the one and only @yejisoos on tiktok

Person 1: yo dude you smell so scrumptious today 😩😩
Person 2: yeah dude that’s cause I’m wearing the designer fragrance: WW2 bomb explosion in your Nans bedroom

Person 3: oh dayum I love that stuff I need to buy some 😩😩😍😍

your nans a kebab

if you don’t want to ask a question or just want to be random just say ur nans a kebab. not really a meaning to it it’s jsut random

rebecca: *says something that makes you uncomfortable*
you: “your nans a kebab”

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

your nan sells Avon

when your nan sells avon

when your nan sells avon

Your nan a man

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian,your grandpap a trap, and your sister a mister combined negates any no u given and destroys the universe and recreates it in seconds

Me: "Your mom gay lol"
Todd: "No u"
Me: "Your nan a man"
Todd: *erased from existance*